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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:04
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Nvidia Stock Chasing 5-Day Winning Streak. The AI Trade Is Back. - Barron's
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Does Form Really Shape Function? - Quanta Magazine
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Feeling antsy in your legs at bedtime? This condition may be to blame - CNN
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Bicycling tied to reduced dementia risk and greater hippocampal volume retention - Medical Xpress
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Mets and Dodgers are more than living up to heavyweight billing - New York Post
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
'There's a huge amount that we don't understand': Why sperm is still so mysterious - BBC